IT WAS HIS FIRST TIIIIIIIIIIIME

GERMANY 4 ARGENTINA 0

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Today Arne Friedrich scored his very first goal for Germany. IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME.

I missed the first goal, sadly ;;. ESPN was being a douchebag and not showing the match. By the time I found out it was on ABC, Germany had scored their first goal. But idgaf. I got to see Friedrich's first time. (Apparently a German broadcast called him Friedrich der Grosse at one point, too~)

Speaking of lulzy commentators, mine called Schweinsteiger "the boss"

WIN THE WORLD CUP
LIKE A BOSS